Over heard conversation during an arts and crafts session.

Bart: AJ, close your eyes.

AJ: No.

Bart: Yes, close your eyes!

AJ: I am cutting with scissors. If I close my eyes I might cut my hand off and go to hosbibble. You don’t want me to go to hosbibble do you?

Bart: Urrrm… yep.

AJ: But I might stay there and never come home again. Do you want me to stay in hosbibble?

Bart: *Thinks about it for a minute* No, keep your eyes open. *sigh*