Me: Bart, do you want blackcurrant juice, orange juice, milk or apple juice?

Bart: Apple juice please Mummy.

Isn’t it great when you can still manipulate kids into what you want them to have?  I give my girls a choice and nine times out of ten Bart will go for the last item on my list, the one I want her to choose. I have noticed AJ is getting a little bit more savvy, but she still falls for it more often than not.

If only it worked on husbands.

Me: Jay what do you want? A glass of wine, whisky, sex or a nice cup of tea?

Jay: *Big grin*

Me: Crap… I’ll go get the bottle of Macallan then.