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Latest update from War of the Wash.

Last night I received the following battle report from the front line…

Four hour battle.
Enemy halted by the IRON LADY.
Time to reform and reload ready for next push.
Battle WON but not the WAR.
Signing off….over and out…
Battle laundry

I have dispatched my young Corporal AJ to the front line to assess the situation and have heard provisions for the next battle are being baked.

Private Bart and I have remained at HQ to ready the guinea pigs and rabbits in case they are called up. And to study battle techniques from Captain Hook as well as Jake and the Never Land Pirates.