AJ is prancing around the house like a fairy in hobnail boots singing the line “swing a baby” over and over to the tune of Sing Hosanna.

Jay has taken refuge behind the noise of the vacuum cleaner.

Bart is demanding a plaster for the scratch on her hand that I need a magnifying glass to see.

And I am hiding out in the bathroom, desperately trying to find cotton wool to stuff in my ears.

It’s a Saturday!