“Mummy, I saw a penguin! MUMMY, why didn’t you look?”

“I am driving the car”

“But I saw a penguin

“No you didn’t Bart, it was a scarecrow.”

But it had three arms. Scarecrows don’t have three arms”

“That one did.”

“Maybe it was an octopuss. Octopuss have 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 arms!”

“Uh huh”