We have just celebrated Bart’s birthday. Her Great Granddad sent up some money for her present and rather than opening a cheque which means nothing to a little girl, I bought her a Furby with the money.
This morning while sitting on the table in the living room the toy let out a huge fart.
Me: Did you just fart?
Furby: *Giggle* It’s a secret.
Me: How can that be a secret? It was loud!
Furby: I know, right.
That’s it, I am officially freaked out!