Me: Hey AJ, I know what Pat called her guinea pigs.
Me: Piggy and Wig. They run around her garden with lots of tubes to run in and a house.
AJ: Cool. Doesn’t Pat have a dog?
Me: Maybe the dog doesn’t bother with the guinea pigs.
AJ: Maybe it’s an old dog and doesn’t want to play.
Bart: Like Grandma.
Me: Are you calling Grandma an old dog?
Bart: Grandma’s not a dog….. *sigh*….. just too old to play.