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This evening we are watching the mens synchronised pairs diving at the Olympics.

AJ: *giggling* They are wearing really tiny swimming pants.

Me: Forget the tiny pants, I am looking at the muscles.

Jay: I look like that when I wear tiny pants like those.

Three pairs of disbelieving eyes turn towards him.

Me: You never wear pants like those.

Jay: Exactly. And that is why I don’t look like that.

Really? That’s why?