This evening we are watching the mens synchronised pairs diving at the Olympics.
AJ: *giggling* They are wearing really tiny swimming pants.
Me: Forget the tiny pants, I am looking at the muscles.
Jay: I look like that when I wear tiny pants like those.
Three pairs of disbelieving eyes turn towards him.
Me: You never wear pants like those.
Jay: Exactly. And that is why I don’t look like that.
Really? That’s why?