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This morning Bart asked what virginity was. Being the absolute chicken he is, Jay told her to “Ask your mother”.

Trying to think of a nine year old context I told her it was someone who had never had a boyfriend, never kissed a boy.

“Oh,” she said “I thought it was someone who had lost their pet bird.”

“How did you get to that conclusion?” I know her brain often follows a path slightly angular to the rest of us, but pet bird?

“It’s in a Katy Perry song” Bart explained “Called Hummingbird Heartbeat”

“Losing a pet bird. Yep, we’ll go with that” Jay said.

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