Guinea Pig Courtship 11 Fri Apr 2014 Posted by Sorel in Children, Daughters, Guinea Pig, Kids, Pets, Talking ≈ 1 Comment Tagsbabies, cavies, Kids Conversation, kissing, marriage Me: Hey Bart, this guinea pig is expecting a baby. Bart: *Gasp* Wowwwwww… How did she get a baby? Me: Well, ah, she met a boy guinea pig… Bart: … and they kissed and then they got married!!!!! Me: Yes! Yes, that is exactly what they did.